"Searching! Looking for love..."

I'm becoming infatuated with the search terms people are entering into Google or wherever and then finding themselves at this blog. For instance, if you enter the term 'Nude Ladies' into Google, which i think we all agree is a pretty broad search term, my blog appears on page 7.

SEVEN!

That means this blog is ranked about 70th out of 676,000 for nude lady content. Sorry to disappoint porn fans, but you'll remain rather flaccid at girtbigstick.

Incredible - anyhoo, here's my latest top ten of terms that have brought the user to my domain of disappointment.

da da da, da da da - DA DA DA DA DA DA, DA Da da daaaa......


In at 10. no mammograms please it's 'nude ladies with boobs'...

At 9. thinking of Felicity Kendall it's 'nice ladies nude'...

Down two places at 8. it's Grandpa's favourite 'massive boobs granny sex'

7. It's back to the golden age of porn with 'old ladies nude boobs'

Straight in at 6. it's even 'older ladies massive boobs'

Last week's no 1 is this weeks no 5. You're simply the 'best sexy ladies boobs'

At 4. we're thinking big is beautiful with 'im looking 4 sexy fat nude ladies'

Up to 3. lets do sex with some 'sexy ladies doing sex'

At 2. the girls aren't needed as long as we can see 'people sexing massive boobs'

And this weeks no 1. it's the inspired, the brilliant 'whole sexy ladies doing sex' - Not half!