... and pretend your name is keith.

A modern day, bible-bashing version of the Chicken Song.

The state of things...

National Front

Which came first?
Understanding the story.
Hold the Encore.

Three things i wrote down on an empty Rizla packet last night when i was at the National gig at the Astoria. Now, blatently i wanted these titbits to remind me about something and blatently i was pissed because i was at a gig. I'm still trying to work out what my booze addled brain was telling me. I'll get back to you at some point.

And this is kinda what it was like...

The youth of today

Just got back from ATP vs The Fans. I've been before but for the uninitiated this is a alternative music weekender held at Butlins in Minehead. Basically it's an opportunity to see some proper cutting-edge music in a venue that is the bastard son of a motorway service station and a Bingo hall.

It's quite something. Oh, and the staff/security are the pikiest (?) mutha fookers you're ever likey to meet.

Anyhoo, the above is YouthMovies who are a very talented bunch of young men.

Butlins

I'll be here for the next few days, getting drunk and hangin' with da kids. I could well be too old for this...

Simplicity

Without doubt the most elequently simple Ad i've seen ever.

Caterpillar to windmill to moonwalk to roundhouse kick...

... to backflip to smack toddler in the face so hard she somersaults off of the ground. Textbook.

Six pints and a penalty shoot out

The fact that i purposely wasn't drinking Stella lasting night doesn't seem to have made a blind bit of difference - horrible, horrible, horrible. And my team lost the first penalty shoot out i can remember caring about for years - horrible.

I wish we had this guy.



And just to prove it wasn't a lucky fluke...

Toilet Humour

Nice viral for a swedish self-cleaning bog - dosey Bint.

The Diversity of Life

E.O. Wilson is one the world's eminent Biologists and Ecologists. The man knows a thing or two about species and speciation and has now embarked on an ambitious digital project - to give one electronic page to each of the Earth's 1.8 million species of organism. He aims to complete the task in around 10 years which, if you're a nature boy like myself, is still a bit tardy - Come on Wilson, get your finger out your arse.

Genius

There on the stair...

Quite literally. Cheeky fuck made an appearence as we were having dinner round a friend's on Saturday. So in true natureboy fashion we caught it in a glass, and to a crescendo of Born Free ringing in our ears, released it into the garden. It was a beautiful thing.

Sit on This

Predictions...

Shagged good and proper by the Super Saints. Saints 3 - Derby 0

Running the Numbers

Chris Jordan is an American Photographer who seems to have a really good idea of how shitty the unrelenting comsumerist nature of the american lifestyle has become. Wonderful images that i hope to see in person one day - they're Girt!

Keep Calm and Carry On

This is a reprint of a British WWII poster that was apparently everywhere during The Blitz - i've just brought one for my toilet wall.

I know what you're thinking...

But come on, it's not as if each of us hasn't tried it at least once - available from manties.net

Geo Greeting

Want to know a cute way of harnessing the power of google maps and send a message to your mates at the same time? Well click Heeeeeeerrreee

Equus Project

Awesome fine art photography from Tim Flach, i don't think i'll ever look at our equine brethren in the same way again. Nuff Respect!

Foxes Rock

So i came home tonight to find our local fox asleep in the back garden. Like most urban animals she's super chilled and didn't give a toss that i was only a couple of feet from her.

What i didn't realise until now is that her earth was under next door's shed and she has six very cute cubs. They didn't give a toss about me being there either so i got a few cool photos.

Groucho would be so proud

This is Karl Marx's tomb at Highgate Cemetery. Someone left an apple. I guess they turned up flowerless and felt a bit guilty so left some of their lunch.

A Dragonfly

A while ago i went fishing and got bored - so i took photos of dragonflies instead. This is the best of the bunch - i think it's a Southern Hawker, if you're interested.

By the skin of our teeth

So we're in the play-offs. I think we can win them. I wish the love of my footballing life was still playing though.

Actually, at about the time this photo was taken (must be early in his career as he's blatently not a fat bastard) my sister was Le Tiss's hairdresser, Fact!

He also dumped his wife and kids for a girl that went to my school, Fact!

Light em up

This short was done by a good friend of mine and his creative partner - both of whom worked on 28 Days Later, which is where they took their inspiration. Clever boys.

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Nice Nice

The sweetest berry on the bush.

Bright light, bright light

Truc is our office dog. Well actually she belongs to Nicolas but he brings her in most days. She's very sweet until she hears you unwrapping your sandwich - then she turns into a pestering bitch. Look at that face though.

The Ten Biggest Cocks in Advertising

The Old Crown Burger

We just had lunch. Massive burger and chips from the pub across the road. It was cold. I took out the tomato. And the gherkin. I've had better. It looked better than this though.