Scan my face off

Sweet idea that i just might nick and make people do it when the come round the flat - makes a change from the good 'ole British pastime of photocopying ones arse!

Oooo look at you, you clever bastard

This annoyingly well-written and clever ad was for an Argentinian presidential..., Oh just watch it - i'm getting depressed and i have another shite banner to write...

The definition of Rock \m/

If you only see one more gig in your entire live - make sure it's Grinderman.

Last night i had my face well and truely kicked off at The Forum. Words fail me when it comes to Nick Cave - this is them on Later...

Food Feltch

Wicked little photo essay around what, and how much, we eat around the world. Check out the shite the yanks shove down their holes!

P.S. We're not that much better.

Plus Point

Nike finally get it right for the UK.

Lets 'ave a squitzy on your Jeb End

Destined for stardom - Click on the image and listen to Chrystal Meffin!

I'm an American honey, our names don't mean shit

From time to time one will see a commercial witticism that genuinely makes you laugh - this isn't one of them, but i felt obliged to share - apologies for the crappy picture.

BTW - it was for an office paper recycling company - geddit?

Now i'm not a designer....

.. but this truely is a piece of shit. And 87% of people on the BBC agree. Words fail me at this time.