"Searching! Looking for love..."

I'm becoming infatuated with the search terms people are entering into Google or wherever and then finding themselves at this blog. For instance, if you enter the term 'Nude Ladies' into Google, which i think we all agree is a pretty broad search term, my blog appears on page 7.

SEVEN!

That means this blog is ranked about 70th out of 676,000 for nude lady content. Sorry to disappoint porn fans, but you'll remain rather flaccid at girtbigstick.

Incredible - anyhoo, here's my latest top ten of terms that have brought the user to my domain of disappointment.

da da da, da da da - DA DA DA DA DA DA, DA Da da daaaa......


In at 10. no mammograms please it's 'nude ladies with boobs'...

At 9. thinking of Felicity Kendall it's 'nice ladies nude'...

Down two places at 8. it's Grandpa's favourite 'massive boobs granny sex'

7. It's back to the golden age of porn with 'old ladies nude boobs'

Straight in at 6. it's even 'older ladies massive boobs'

Last week's no 1 is this weeks no 5. You're simply the 'best sexy ladies boobs'

At 4. we're thinking big is beautiful with 'im looking 4 sexy fat nude ladies'

Up to 3. lets do sex with some 'sexy ladies doing sex'

At 2. the girls aren't needed as long as we can see 'people sexing massive boobs'

And this weeks no 1. it's the inspired, the brilliant 'whole sexy ladies doing sex' - Not half!

And i for one welcome our new robot overlords...

Map Pin

Lovely ad to mark the launch of Google Maps in Brazil.

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Holy Shit!

Being the Nature Boy that i am, i spent a lot of time during my youth out and about catching anything that wasn't quick enough to get away. Burrnett's Moths, Chalk Hill Blue and Small Blue Butterflies, Slow Worms, Sand Lizards, Frogs, Toads and my favourite - Newts.

Happy Hampshire days they were too. If i'd been brought up in China or Japan however i might have bumped into one of these scary MoFos - and probably wouldn't have such rosy memories.


Certainly puts the Giant in Giant Salamander.

Too Good

Pretty much the most perfect piece of street art i've ever seen.

Honestly nicked from the always excellent Wooster Collective

It's all Happening...

Multi-touch interactive window at CeBIT this week.

Coming to a shop window near you soon.

Wham, Bam, thank you Spam

If you use gmail you may get those little ad links at the top of your inbox - like what i does.

And sometimes, particularly in the junk folder, you get little recipes for Spam, the meat in a tin. I usually ignore them but today i was intrigued by the French Fry Spam Casserole recipe below.

Title: FRENCH FRY SPAM CASSEROLE

  Categories: Main dish
    Yield: 8 servings

    1 pk Frozen french fry potatoes,
           -thawed (20 oz)
    2 c  Shredded Cheddar cheese
    2 c  Sour cream
    1 cn Condensed cream of chicken
         -soup (10 3/4 oz)
    1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed
         -(12 oz)
  1/2 c  Chopped red bell pepper
  1/2 c  Chopped green onion
  1/2 c  Finely crushed corn flakes

Heat oven to 350'F. In large bowl, combine potatoes,
cheese, sour cream, and soup. Stir in SPAM, bell
pepper, and green onion. Spoon into 13x9″ baking
dish. Sprinkle with crushed flakes. Bake 30-40 minutes
or until thoroughly heated.

That sounds so minging i might just make it.

I bet it doesn't look as lovely as this little beauty that was laid before me on Saturday night though.

Fair Enough

The Science Fair - strange product from American education that i don't think ever made it here, well at least not when i was at school.

"Me Say Creation..."

Surely this dozy bint should spend more time at working on her Grammer Fair Project. (And stop talking creationist crap).

You can laugh at some more idiots here

Instant Rainbow

Beautiful.

Yeasayer

Saw this lot at the ICA last night. Utterly tremendous performance.



I heartedly recommend them to all.

Track of the day - Boris "Statement"

Honey Pot

Bees. Industrious little buggers aren't they.


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A Monkey on Acid

Newton Virus

Bring any smug Mac user down to earth with a bump.

Music Club: A Club for Gentlemen - Live!

Hard n Phirm - Rodeohead
Joy Division - Failures
Woods - At Rear House
Yael Naim - Toxic
Superimpossers - Harpsichord Treacle
Lens Lekman - Oh You're So Silent Lens
Dave Van Ronk - Inside Dave Van Ronk
The Most Serene Republic - Population
Dawn Landes - Fireproof
Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree