Mark Lawrenson has tourette's? Shaun Wright-Phillips.

I was watching the footy last night and astoundingly moribund commentator Mark Lawrenson said the following :

"Well he's done all the hard work, brought it down on his chest and made the pass, for me. Shaun Wright-Phillips".

And i thought, what a strange way to organise a sentence. It must be an affect of having to think and speak quickly, as is the skill required for a dynamic and interesting sports narrator.

Not likely with Lawrenson.

So then i thought, perhaps he has some sort of tourette's that makes him say Shaun Wright-Phillips involuntarily at the end of random sentences.

How cool would that be?

Just a thought. Shaun Wright-Phillips.

Music for the masses

Now everyone can be a EuroTechno Beatmaster

Bert & Ernie go all Doomcore

Types of animal

I don't know enough about design to understand the intricacies of what makes a good typeface or not, but i am a complete natureboy with a degree in Zoology - so this work from Jeremy Pettis really appealed.

Gee Knee Us

No, that's not the name of one of the Korean Designers of this excellent bench.

Turn the handle and don't get a wet arse - or Gum Bum for that matter.

More here.

Sexy ladies with massive boobs in the nude doing stuff to men and other sexy ladies

This blog doesn't have a large readership. It's mainly made up of friends and sympathisers. In fact, as i'm sure happens with other two-bit websites, an awful lot of my traffic comes from misdirected search queries.

A really cool thing about having a blog though is the stats. I use statcounter and it's quite fascinating how people arrive at my green & pleasant land.

For instance at the top of my Keyword Analysis list is the term Ghetto Grannies. I posted something fairly innocuous under this title a little while ago about a tartan shopping trolly that has been converted into a fat (Phat) speaker.

The reason it's at the top of my keyword list however is because of this...

as one reviewer puts it "its hard to find M.I.L.F dvds where the ladys are NOT playing up to the cameras.i can reccommed this dvd series to anyone looking for that RAW feel to the action."

I guess it is if you keep ending up here by mistake.

Other gems in the list are people looking for;

Sex Girt
Big Stick Sex
She's going to get you from behind
Naked Grannies
Stick Sinker
Felcher Photo
Unusual Cocks

Excellent stuff and god bless the porno industry.

Hence the title of this post - well one has to get the traffic somehow, doesn't one?

If you can sit, you can get fit

Via James Cooper on the Brand Republic Blog

Mydeco

I worked for lastminute.com for about 3 1/2 years back in the day. And a wonderful experience with wonderful people and an inspiring management team it was too (i left just before it went all crappy and corporate). Back then, before, during and after the bursting of the bubble, it was a bit like a youth club - lots of snogging, pseudoscandels and alcohol.

Happy Days.

This new venture from Brent (i think Martha is on the board but not involved in the day-to-day) looks altogether more mature than those times of eHedonism.



Mydeco.com is Mr Hoberman's latest venture and i think it's rather good. I know a few of the people on the team and must admit i was wondering how they'd pull it off.

The 3D is slick, the flash is quick and as a new homeowner i think this service could be really useful.

Genius in Stoke Newington

Music Club - A Club for Gentlemen

For a little over a year now, five friends and i have been attending our own music club. After many years of going to gigs (a lot of gigs) together, we decided this activity should be supplemented with a monthly meeting to basically sit around drinking tea and coffee and listening to music. We're all in our thirties and have impeccable taste in music.

It's very good and we've just had our 15th Saturday just gone.

This is what we listened to this month:

Le Loup - The Throne of the Third Heaven of the Nations' Millenium General Assembly

Port O'Brien - Various but mainly The wind and the Swell

Bon Iver - Record not out yet but was ripped by Jase from some dodgy Russian site (and is most awesome)

Alberta Cross - The thief and the heartbreaker

Lightspeed Champion - Can't remember the LP but it was ace.

Avett Brothers - A second airing of Emotionalism & Four Thieves Gone

Black Mountain - In The Future
Herbaliser
Old Crow Medicine Show
Dillard & Clark
Marisa Nadler

You should try them all.

For those that are bothered, i'll let you know what we listened to next month too.