T-Shirts for the short and fat

So here's the thing. I like T-shirts but i hardly ever wear them. Why? Because if i buy a medium i look like Budda on the beach...



..and if i buy a large or extra large i look like teenage skater (which i was once) with said garment hanging around my knees.


Neither of which are a good look.

Why isn't there anywhere one can buy t-shirts for short fat people?

The tall and skinny (or fat for that matter) are well catered for with the High & Mighty's of the world, but where is there a Not that Short & Slightly Portly with a bit of a Beer Belly?

Seeing as the western World's collective waistline is expanding at an alarming rate i can see a business opportunity on the horizon. But i can't be arsed to do it.

So if someone else does, please let me know.