Why advertising sucks - pt 1

This photo is in the window of my local chippy* - on it's side, at the bottom, in the corner.

And that's no surprise really. The message is basically saying 'Eat Pies, Get Laid'.

Come on advertising! I mean, i know the 'Do this, get laid' message has kept your industry afloat for the last 50 years or so but this is taking it a little far isn't it.

It's a chip shop pie for fuck's sake!

*apologies for the reflection of my slaphead on the left - i was in a hurry. In a hurry for pies.